people annoy the hell out of me

1. when i tell you how far along i am don't say, 'OOOHH sheesh, you've only just gotten started.' Or, 'OOOH girl, you've got a long way to go.'

2. when i tell you that i've got the sickness and i'm hoping it'll be done by 12ish weeks do not say, 'oooh girrrl, mine lasted 20'. i am not you. you are not me and i throw me a frickin' bone i need something to look forward to.

3. do not tell me what to eat. i know at each second what my body wants to eat. sometimes i have to drive 20 minutes out of my way (or my husband does) to get it, but trust me, YOU do not know better than i.

4. when i tell you that i plan on not getting gigantic with this pregnancy, do not say, 'oh just give it all to the baby, you can lose it when you're done.' there is no way in hell i'm going to get to be the size of a bus and then have any hopes of losing it all before we have a second one. where do people get their information anyway? why the hell do you want to become a fatty for any reason? have you seen those women who gain 40lbs with each baby and maybe lose 20 and then get pregnant again? it's called gestational diabetes and it increases your chances for complications and THEN cesearean sections...no thanks dudes.

ok i think i'm done for now. chew on that for a while & spread the word.

ps-this is my inspiration for today